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Here are some fun, family-friendly Easter jokes that’ll have you all ROTFL (rolling on the floor laughing)…
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yolker.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
EGGS-ercise! (see his full workout routine here)
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip Hop.
Why was the little girl sad after the egg hunt?
Because an egg beater!
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An “Egg-straterrestrial.”
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
How do you make Easter easier?
Replace the “t” with an “i.”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!
What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.
What do you call a sleeping Easter egg?
Egg-zhausted.
Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get “egg-ucated.”
How does the Easter Bunny travel when making deliveries?
By hareplane.
What do you call an Easter bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
What kind of books does the Easter Bunny enjoy?
Ones with hoppy endings.
What do you call a forgetful Easter Bunny?
A hare-brain.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen an Easter Bunny wearing glasses?
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
“It’s been nice gnawing you!”
Why doesn’t the Easter Bunny get hot and sweaty when delivering Easter eggs?
Because he has hare conditioning.
What does the Easter Bunny say before he eats?
Lettuce pray.
These jokes are perfect for sharing a laugh during Easter gatherings, in the classroom, or anytime you want to add a little hoppy humor to your day!
